Haaking

To beat the shit out of your drums. v. or adv.

He haaked the shit out of his drums, busted a head.

or

He was haaking the drums, louder than a muh fuhcka.

by Javier Consuelo January 27, 2013

halaking

The action of shutting something/someone/the fack out.

Much like Montreal Canadiens goltender Jaroslav Halak did to the Caps during 2010 playoffs.

Oh no you didn't Ovy, I'm halaking you out!

by habsforohten April 29, 2010

Hanking

When you adamantly tell your friends that you will order a dog cage at the Trump International Hotel & Tower Chicago to put your girlfriend in and weeks go by but you definitely didn't put your girl in a dog cage.

To make extravagant promises to your boys in the group thread and then not follow through at all.

Henry was straight hanking us the whole time. That dude was never going to do that. Such a fake blam

by DJUnion March 20, 2019

hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

by McGerald July 7, 2011

Hanking

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)

John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.

by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014

Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 18, 2008

Hanking

Another term for masterbating

Hank was hanking himself on the Ferris wheel because he was alone.

by Fruit loop February 17, 2019