Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011

hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.

She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

Magic Hamper

The place you get previously worn - yet clean smelling clothes from.

If you leave a pair of jeans in the hamper long enough they lose the funky smell that caused you to throw them into the hamper in the first place!! It's MAGIC!!!

"Is that a pasta stain on your pants?"

"So it is... looks like my magic hamper missed a spot."

by Cleveland Danny June 13, 2008

Cum Hamper

A female or male that likes to swallow or take loads of cum in their mouth or ass.

Christine had a threesome with Rick and Chris. One blew in her pussy and the other blew in her ass. She is a nasty cum hamper!

God Alice blew the whole football team! That girl is nothing more than a cum hamper!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror July 12, 2018

hampter

hampter cute and cool

hampter is a definition of a hamster being angy or cute

by anonymous April 15, 2022

soup hamper

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut the soup hamper, will ya?!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Hampter

A very funny hamster on the internet, search hampter in tenor to know more.

Repost if hampter

by Corona-Virus chan#2059 February 4, 2022