homorrhoid

Irritation sustained from prolonged anal intercourse

Steve: Dude, whats up with the ketchup stain on your shorts?
Frank: Oh shit, I probably got homorrhoids from last night's sailor gang bang

by bergali September 22, 2010

human hemorrhoid

Someone who causes severe mental pain or extreme mental itching and can cause mental bleeding to the people around him and the more you try to help him the worse he is.

That bipolar craphead is a human hemorrhoid when he's off his meds. Give him a chill pill quick for all our sakes!

by chezo July 22, 2009

haemorrhoid

1) A person who can't take a hint and leave.

2) Unwanted immigrant, such as a Pom (someone of English extraction)

3) Any pain in the arse.

Poms are like haemorrhoids. They come out, they are a pain in the arse and they won't go back.

by sociopath9 May 1, 2009

hemorrhoid miner

a gay guy
see: turd burgular

Man them hemorroid miners love to wear them assless chaps.

by Phtchnce January 5, 2005

haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Haterrhoids

A medical condition caused by excessive hateration - similar to actual Hemorrhoids but there is no current cure as of this writing.

Jake - "What's she all worked up for?"
A.J. - "Not sure, seems like her Haterrhoids are flarin' up again."
Jake - "Damn!!!"

by PeaceDaleY'all March 17, 2009