Hammo

Hammo is a word for Hamsters. It is what to call your incredibly cool hamsters. Urban Dictionary is letting some weirdos write the meaning of hammo but I am telling you that it is a shortened name for hamster. The proof will be revealed when hamsters are titled queen/king hammos of the hierarchy.

“My hammo is the best hammo in all of the land.”

by georgepig February 22, 2022

Hammo Spread

A chick who comes to Hamilton Island as a thin hot chick then turns into a fat whore over a period of time gernerally less than six months.
Can also be refered to the Yalara Spread of the Tourist destination Ayers Rock.

Have you seen Jane latley? Yeah she has the Hammo Spread happening there.

by Harvey wilks April 5, 2007

rye-o-hammo

n.

A gay hand job. A tug job between two sweaty guys.

Chip gave Ace a super duper rye-o-hammo in the bathroom.

by Jarred Retro April 21, 2008

will hammo

a will hammo is a guy who is fucking stupid and likes attention

omg that will hammo is so stupid

by Boreeeeedddddd June 7, 2016

Haemorrhoid Buster

Derogatory name for a Homosexual.

“Did you hear, last weekend Malcolm got pissed as a fart and ended up being thrown out of a gay bar!”
“I’m not surprised, not even the most dedicated haemorrhoid buster would want his smelly, raggedy arse.”

by AKACroatalin October 22, 2016

Richard Hammond

A small cute hamster, which weirdly has 9 more lives than cat and can drive really fast cars.

Me: Hey, did you crash your car yesterday?
My Friend: Yes, I went full Richard Hammond yesterday.

by Drunk Stig June 7, 2018

Potato hammock

someone who is completely ridiculous and tries to fit in with the trends, however misses the cool factor by the fact they're just not ment to be down with the kids. Like a potato in a mans speedo, - a potato hammock, so uncool.

"OMG have you seen Tyler over there, omg he's trying to down a pint of cider"

"Oh dear he's choking"

"This is so embarrassing! He's such a potato hammock. Cringe."

by likewhatbruh July 16, 2014