hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.

The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.

by bigdylsky November 7, 2010

hammercocking

The act of whacking someone so hard with ones erect penis it leaves sizeable marks and redness and warmth and possible bruises.

I knight you my fair lady, now scooch down for your hammercocking so I can officialise it.

by Adie88 September 29, 2018

Hammertime

A "phenomenom" that MC Hammer is responsible for unleashing upon the world.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

hammertime

The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005

hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

Hammertime

'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

by Triggermortis November 12, 2010

Hammerdog

To consume or complete a large task.

Dude, are we going to Hammerdog the rest of this keg? Or, we Hammerdogged the crap out of the other team.

by The Oddsmaker February 12, 2009