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hammerdick

If Leo continues to hammerdick his car like that he's going to blow that shit up.
by cdamiano August 9, 2006
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Hammer Cock

to ingest Yohimbe or viagra or any erectile stimulant before sex in order to make the penis harder then it naturally is. Intercourse performed during hammer cock sessions should be very rough and performed almost in it's entirety in standing up doggie style. The complete act is referred to as hammer cock, or hammer time for short.
"Have you ever had hammer cock"? "yo, last night, I gave that chick hammer cock"!
by BD the creator! June 20, 2008
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Hammerjack

when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.
while steve was pounding on jills vag he surprised her with a quick hammerjack!
by ap12387 April 7, 2010
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hammer cock

A very large penis. A very well hung man.
Last night he used his hammer cock to pound me into orgasm.
by Scooter72 May 15, 2006
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hammerback

use a girls bra strap to sling shot your dick on her back as you cum leaving a bruise.
jessie wouldn't get naked while we were having sex so i decided to give her a hammerback.
by Brandon and John September 4, 2007
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Superhero hammerjack mode

The state at which men try to develop superhero senses to hear, smell, feel, see, and possibly taste someone coming anywhere near five feet of the bedroom or bathroom door when masturbating.
Man, i totally went superhero hammerjack mode yesterday, my mom almost caught me bumpin the monkey!!!
by Albusdumbledore July 19, 2011
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hammerdick

A revered term for a man residing within the south coastal region of Lake Erie to the PA/NY Appalachian Mountain area. A man who finds enjoyment in beer drinking, has outstanding fines at all time with the local/ state government, owns one or more guns, burns his trash, and typically falls within the blue - white collar range according to the 2010 census. A real menace to city folk.
- I just spotted them hammerdicks ripping up State St on them dirt bikes. - Oh Yeah? I even saw one the other day burning his trash which included an old car while drinking a bud heavy with no fucks given.
by US Dep of Definitions May 20, 2016
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