hammertext

A text received from someone, usually at a socially inappropriate hour, that is obviously under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"This guy hammertexted me at 3AM, he was wasted."

by Pfelgin Negnar June 10, 2013

Hammerton

The surname of a certain type of girl. She can be very unique, but also very gnarly. She's pretty ratchet. Watch out, she'll have you by your man parts.

Bro 1: yo, that girl almost had me by my manhood
Bro 2: damn bro, she must have been a Hammerton

by IHadToMakeAnAccountForThisJoke August 10, 2017

Hamiltoe

It's when you are having sex with your partner and you put your foot in their sock and then grab their credit card.

Dude! It's all good to hit the mall today since I Hamiltoed my man last night!

by la pirata August 24, 2009

Hammertoe

diesase that fuckes up your toes
also can be used to replace any word in the dictionary
also a nickname for that fucked up thing in folk lore

you little hammertoe
yeah you can hammer my toe
waaaaa hammertoe

by Squant0 December 10, 2007

hammertoe

A person, usually a guy, who is a complete moron.

Dr. Mendeljohn gave Petey the wrong prescription for his herpes. He is such a hammertoe.

by Chux December 9, 2003

hamiltoe

when you walk down the street and see a hooker and boot her in the hamiltoe

a everyday thing in the hood seeing that hooker and her hamiltoe

by joe johns September 29, 2009

hammertop

The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings of homsexuality and/or blindness. (verb)

I hammertopped Larry Dowdy, causing him temporary blindness.

by no one1 October 14, 2007