hammafram

1.(n) a word spoken in tounges while intoxicated.

2. (v) an exclamation of excitement.

1. Mike woke up for a brief moment from his drunken stuper only to say "Hammafram samm fram...Ya know what I'm sayin?"

2. After bowling a strike, he placed both hands in the air and yelled, "Hammafram!"

by Kane821 October 16, 2008

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

handogram

A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.

A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.

by Gigi Fabulous June 17, 2010

Homogram

A greeting delivered in person by one or multiple homosexuals, often dressed in carnevalistic attire.

I can't believe Jim sent me a homogram to work. It was really disruptive !

by Vatu August 21, 2018

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

homograms

A poorly made or buggy piece of software. See also daikatana.

I hate RealPlayer! It's such a homogram!

by Baron von Eevl August 19, 2004

Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.

I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"

by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013