slap the ham

something that is amazing; wonderful

Omg! Slap the ham! ✋🏻🥩

by starlights7421 May 22, 2021

Dirty Ham Slapper

The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.

Dirty Ham Slapper Whore Dirty Vagina Vagina Masturbation

by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010

ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

Ham Slapper

Someone that constantly masturbates.

Boy that kid is a ham slapper he never leaves his room.

by Daddy Norm February 5, 2024

slapping the ham

To masturbate continually for hours upon end.

Danny is known for slapping the ham.

by sixtynine lover June 26, 2006

slappy ham

British term for face.

You should have seen his slappy ham when I ate his cold on the cob!

by murgatroyd.f May 22, 2011

Slapping Ham

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.

After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015