by Guitarpro2006 April 23, 2013

Een 0.5L blik pils. Bij voorkeur lauw en goedkoop. Smaakt het best in combinatie met een uitkering en/of studieschuld.
by shakeyourmoneymaker November 19, 2018

by Mateo74 November 13, 2013

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.
It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!
I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy
I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy
by brotheratom September 10, 2010

by Biblical_stoner420 June 6, 2018

1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.
2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.
3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.
2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.
3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020
