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Harvard

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing
Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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Harvard Guy

A super smart old person; probably a genius.
That guy reads 10 days a week, must be a Harvard Guy.
by Kira Bailey May 23, 2022
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Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
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Halvarth

That Halvarth guy sure is an arse
by øööø January 17, 2019
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we are gentleman of Harvard

your only possible response when someone says something rather brash and inappropriate to you and your friends
George - "i was fucking the shit out of this girl when her roommate walked in. the girl told me to get off and she was really embarrassed and shit , then told me to leave. i was pretty angry so on my way out i came on her door knob"

Wesley - "how dare you , we are gentleman of Harvard!"
by greatCock March 13, 2013
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Harvard Extension School

The backdoor into Harvard. Despite its lack of prestige due to its open enrollment, graduates somehow end up getting into top ranked graduate schools, and coveted jobs. Yet they only paid 1/4 of the price for pretty much the same degree as the "real" Harvard students.
Person 1: "Where did you go to college"
Person 2: "Harvard Extension School"
Person 1: "What's that?"
Person 2: "The evening classes at Harvard"
Person 1: "Oh so you're not a real Harvard student? Well at least I went to the real University at Yale"
Person 2: "Yeah have fun with that, now I'm going to go back to my job at Goldman Sachs, and destroy the economy some more, while you have fun paying off your massive loans that I own."
by The living coconut January 10, 2014
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HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥

Often used with ‼️‼️🔥🔥 It means the statement is either incredibly dumb or incredibly smart. its opposite is “HARVARD JUST HUNG UP🔥🔥” It uses Harvard as a reference because its known to be extremely hard to get into.
Person 1 : “Why dont we just make people live where the food is to solve world hunger?”
Person 2 : “ HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥”
by Omi-Omi💪💪 January 31, 2023
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