halfords

a shop employing only retards with minimal background knowlage and paying minimum wage

" im getting a job at halfords so that in 40 years ill be able to afford that ford focus "

by Chav Hunter1 August 7, 2006

halfords

Halford is a department store that sell crap, with absolutely shit customer service as people in there are on a crap wage. Things will change soon when Halfrauds get their ass brought out by Autobacs, well they own 10% of it so far!

Jo Public: Do you have a petrol car for my Corsa

Halfords staff whilst daydreaming: No we haven't

Jo Public: Can I get the manager

Halfords staff whilst still daydreaming: He is still asleep

Jo: Just sums halfords up, fukin jobsworth.

by Nathan Legge November 13, 2006

Rob Halford

The Metal God

Nothing more needs to be said

Rob Halford is the Metal God

by Kelly April 21, 2005

halfordness

UK : To make your car into something it shouldn't be. Such as your typical granny shopping cart runnaround having air scoops, quad exhausts, 18" alloys.. and it still is a 1 litre effort.

Comes from a chain of vehicle shops in the UK.

Vauxhall Nova 1 litre? Hmmm. With quad exhausts, and 20" alloys? Major case of halfordness if you ask me...

by Crivens April 21, 2005

rob halford

Lead singer of the band Judas Priest. Had a band called Fight for a couple of albums (and they still kick major ass). II was something of a departure from the format of music he plays; too techno for moi. That doesn't change the fact that he can scream like a pissed off demon.

Rob Halford can scream your whimpering ass into a corner.

by warpig9761 May 17, 2007

Halfords Hero

n.
Motorist behind the wheel of a chavmobile, who has kitted out his bottom-of-the-range hatchback with several hundredweight of expensive tat, including alloy wheels, ludicrous spoilers, am extremely loud stereo and an exhaust pipe like a fucking coal scuttle.

"Hey look, Bill" said Harry, "Some Halfords Hero's just gone and wrapped his car around a lampost"

by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 21, 2005

Gracie Halford

the most loving and beautiful girl to ever exist

that lady is such a Gracie Halford

by CheekyBastrd88 May 12, 2021