HALF PAST FUCK

HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.

"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"

"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."

"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."

by K9Guy October 6, 2009

Half Titty Fuck

When you insert your penis between a girl's boob and where her arm is. Armpit fuck sounds nasty, but half titty fuck is hot.

Yesterday, Lewis half titty fucked Jayna, and she let him cum on her face. Today, he half titty fucked Kristin, but she TOLD HIM HAD TO CUM in the waste basket!

by King of Thorns January 1, 2011

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 16, 2011

Fuck that and a half

When a simple "Fuck that" isn't enough.

Anna: Do you want to come with me to my little sister's ballet recital?

James: Fuck that and a half.

by JackstickX August 13, 2011

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

Half-fucked

The condition of being partially-satisfied, which could pertain to sex or any other life event. A 'half-fucking' is sometimes followed with the expression "it's not you, it's me".

"Everything was going fine, and then he just left me lying there, half-fucked and naked."

by joggerslife February 3, 2010

hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, also as related to sexual desire, i.e. very horny

Man, I'm hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire (usually expressed by a female) Meaning in this sense could be duplicitous, as in hot in the literal sense, or hot as in dripping wet horny.

by Tim Browne April 3, 2004