Hakuna Matoddler

It means no babies, for the rest of your days. A pact made between friends to restrain from ever producing offspring.

"Yo, Pumba, how many kids do you want to have?"

"Timon, Hakuna Matoddler! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matoddler! Ain't no passing craze
It means no babies for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matoddler!"

by Ernesto Babyless August 17, 2011

Hasanabi

It's a special kind of stunlock where a hot Turkish twitch streamer sees a take he doesn't like and it causes him to stop everything for two hours and yell at chat. It'll start calmly but before you know it things get scary and he nearly has a heated gaming moment.

Did you see Hasan pull a Hasanabi earlier. He almost ended stream.

by YO-YOgenius May 5, 2021

Meet Me In Havana Casserole

Any casserole that is bound to give you explosive diarrhea - a Havana Omelet.

"Meet Me In Havana Casserole" Originally named after a deer camp meal made from a head of purple cabbage - chopped, six jalapenos sliced, one pound of chorizo, and one diced yellow onion. All of the ingredients are mixed together covered and baked for one hour at 350 degrees.

On a scale of one to five toilet paper rolls this rates a six with a box of hygienic wipes mandatory the next morning!

by Tray in Corpus November 4, 2012

Hakan

Hakan is the love of my life. I’ve never seen someone as perfect as him. He is the most handsome, smartest and cutest man ever. Every time he smiles my heart is blooming. I’d die for him. He is the definition of perfection.

Hakan is my soulmate.

That’s Hakan, my man.

by ya.hkn June 4, 2020

Hakan

A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.

I’d spend my life with Hakan

by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018

Havana

Beautiful, amazing and interesting female, Havana's are quite rare and are a good thing to look out for, because they will brighten up your day and make you extremely happy. If you ever happen to meet a Havana do not cross she will extremely happy to show her anger or annoyance.

Omg there's a Havana she's gorgeous and nice.
or
Omg isn't that the Havana you pissed off? better be careful.

by chikkypow October 10, 2010

Flaming Havana

While during intercourse, a man lights his partners pubic hair on fire, then withdraws his penis to ejaculate on the flame, thus extinguishing it before his partner is burned too badly.

"I was too slow with the flaming havana, and my girl ended up in the emergency room!" -sean

by Tad Quaddlebaum December 21, 2010