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hairorrist

hair + terrorist

1. An individual who sports extraordinarily bad hair, either by accident or intentionally.
Many believe that Phil Spector is in jail for acts of hairorrism, while Donald Trump is still a hairorrist at large
by coocho December 14, 2010
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Hairy worm

when you take your pubic hair and twist it into a wormlike shape and let it stay in that form... it will look like a hairy worm
Sal: oh my fucking god i just got the longest hairy worm ever its so fucking hairy and fucking fucking sexy as fucking fuck come look at it fucking now

Phuck: OH MY FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING GOD I WANT TO CHEW ON IT FUCKING NOW
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Hairy Chicken

Hairy Chicken can be thought of as the Indian version of Chuck Norris. He's elusive, powerful and legendary. The legend of Hairy Chicken originates from deep within the eastern region of India, from the times of the former Vanga Kingdom. Local Bengali folklore passed down stories of Lomasa eka or "the hairy one". In local culture, superstitions and even jokes can be heard about Hairy Chicken. It is said that no one messes with Hairy Chicken.
colloquially: Tigers have stripes to hide from Hairy Chicken.

pop culture reference: Hairy Chicken once slammed a revolving door.
by Backpacking Andy September 29, 2021
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hairy conniption

When some has an extreme reaction to something and starts freaking out.
When I saw Troy I literally had a hairy conniption and started crying. Brad Pitt was just too hot to handle
by #scarletkingston2900 May 30, 2014
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hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.
Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush
by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014
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hairyniggaballs8291

Balls that are attached to the male African American

Billy: yo let me see those hairyniggaballs
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by hairyniggaballs8291 November 26, 2021
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hairnosis

A form of visual "hypnosis" used to make people think, at first glance and hopefully longer, that you are more attractive than you actually are through the use of:

-a great abundance of beautiful hair (either long, "big", or both).

The goal is to divert attention from one's plain or unattractive face, or unattractive body. This purposeful deception falls between "accentuating the positives" of one's appearance and actually undergoing cosmetic surgery or liposuction.
When Meredith thinks that her powers of hairnosis are fading, she goes to a salon and spends 150 dollars for a "recharge." However, once guys take a long, second look, the hairnosis is dispelled and they are not duped by the subterfuge.
by One Stark Reality April 11, 2008
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