box of hair

Used as an ultimate example of stupidity or uselessness in people, ideas, or objects.

Bob is as dumb as a box of hair.
My boss's newest scheme is about as dumb as a box of hair.
Most of Mr. Popeil's products are about as useful as a box of hair.

by The Hair Bears August 25, 2006

Dumb As A Box Of Hair

similar to "dumb as a box of rocks" but only pertains to drunk skanky whores who screw a lot of guys at fraternities.

That Audrey is dumb as a box of hair, she slept with EvErY guy in that frat house!

by Sodernity January 31, 2009

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.

Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.

by anteefunkee January 13, 2009