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Hairy Nipples 

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
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hairy nipple 

a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)
girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy
hairy nipple by johnnyester February 19, 2019

harry’s 4th nipple 

a one direction groupchat formed on twitter by 3 girls, the name is based on Harry Styles' fourth nipple. all they do is talk to each other because they don't have any more friends, zoom 24/7 and never sleep.
all the girls in harry’s 4th nipple groupchat are besties
harry’s 4th nipple by 😜I,I,N October 22, 2020