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Hairdressers Inch

When you a hairdresser totally exaggerates the amount asked cut off your hair!
You: "I'll have an inch off the fringe"
Hairdresser: "Sure"
-Look in mirror-
You: "Thats three inches!!!....silly hairdressers inches....."
by Nudds July 6, 2010
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canadian hairdresser

a sexual move, where you fuck a girl at a bowling alley, while shoving her head in the ball return
'yea i gave her the canadian hairdresser'
'did she like it?'
'she died'
by matticah February 3, 2008
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hairdressers car

A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
"Hey look at Rob in his new Audi TT - thats definitely a hairdressers car."
by Ry___ May 23, 2006
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Hairdresser Syndrome

Tears in key neck arteries (espicially the carotid artery which can be fatal), caused by repetitive neck cracking.
Hairdresser Syndrome is very common in salons and is sometimes referred to as 'Beauty Parlor Syndrome'.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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Hairdressers Car

A metrosexual car, usually a soft top, also driven by men going through a midlife crisis or compensating for something. A navy Mercedes SLK is a brilliant example
He definately looks like he should drive a hairdressers car
by boolucy August 21, 2008
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hairdressers car

A small 'sports car' (I use the term sports car loosely), featuring an underpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. Has more show than go. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.
David: Hey Tomath, did you hear frederick got hith hairdretherth lithenth finally? He'th going to buy that thelica he'th had hith eye on.
Tomas: really? how fabulous! its such a hairdressers car he'll be thrilled!
by Cranky_Pants October 17, 2006
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hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.
Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...
by Karl January 18, 2004
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