Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
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sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.
Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.
by Fortune3002 January 04, 2015
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Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.
Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.
by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018
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