Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When riding your bike in the high heatpoints of Oklahoma and the hot winds are blowing in your face.

Out riding my bike yesterday and I got hit by that fucking Oklahoma Hair Dryer.

by Sweaty Nutsack Person June 13, 2022

Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.

During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.

by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012

sheboygan hair dryer

Injuring your neck after after blow drying your hair after it becomes soaked in pickle juice the pickle jar explodes during the Sheboygan schmekle.

Ryan had a Sheboygan hair dryer after after unsuccessfully attempting the Sheboygan schmekle.

by Fortune3002 January 3, 2015

Oklahoma Hair Dryer

When a woman wets her hair and face, then sucks it from the back, while the man tries to dry her forehead and hair with farts

Tiffany won't be into work for a few days. I gave her the Oklahoma Hair Dryer last night and now she's got pink eye.

by PhatSphoincter December 16, 2025

ultimate supreme hair dyer

people like Izzy who dye their hair all the time

like all the time...
also like Izzy's they have pink hair when its against dresscodes

Izzy is the ultimate supreme hair dyer because they dye their hair every week very extreme lol

by joeisking2022 March 4, 2022

hairdryer

To scream and rant until red in the face; uncontrolled rage expressed from one person to another, usually within an inch of the face

The football manager gave his team the full hairdryer for their terrible first half performance.

by Phil Hardy April 24, 2006

Hairdryer

Another word for a turbocharger

Man, they really should've put a hairdryer in the BRZ, it gets gapped by civics!

by Whoopty Doo! November 25, 2022