i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person”
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”

“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”

by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022

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With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

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Haircrush

When one person envies another person's hair, usually a male envying another male, as it is more common with girls.

Me: Dude.....I have such a haircrush on Vic Fuentes...

Kyle: That's really gay....but yeah I don't blame you.

by chocotaco! September 14, 2009

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Hairbrush

An instrument used for pleasuring the vaginal area.
The end of the hairbrush used is up to the user.

Jennipho went to town with that hairbrush last night,
and then she brushed her hair with it!

by Sticky Hairbrush April 2, 2010

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scorpion hairbrush

the sexual act of brushing the male penis through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. The male then attempts to ejaculate after going flaccid (he strokes the penis flaccidly) and then holds his penis in a curve like a scorpion tail.

Dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.

by Kill whale January 1, 2010