Haturdo

A half duck half anteater has two teath runs up to forty miles perhour has therr tungs that shoot acid and purple gunk and when one is killed it instantly lays an egg

shoot egg gunk Haturdo

by Haturdo Master May 4, 2009

Habitual dumb ass

An involuntary idiotic behavior pattern regularly followed. Regular disposition or tendency to act in a stupid manner or think or say thoroughly stupid things.

"hey man do you keep getting those urban dictionary word of the day emails from Sami?"

"yeah bro amongst a million stupid text messages about nothing, but it doesn't bother me because I know that Sami will always be a habitual dumb ass!"

by AbdelHater August 10, 2012

Habitually Offended

An individual so desperate for attention that they actively seek out anything they may possibly take offense and claim outrage to, caring nothing for the potential consequences of their actions so long as they gain the attention they feel they deserve for their invented slights and hardship.

Will is so habitually offended that he started trolling internet TV shows just to get his fix.

by T1R3D January 30, 2019

habitual line stepper

Some one who always takes it too far. They step over the line again and again. Sometimes You Have To Check Em.

Yo man Rick James just put his dirty cowboy boots all over your suede couch. That dude steps over the line. Habitually. He's a habitual line stepper.

by Dicap April 25, 2006

Habitual Liker

Some one who likes every status update to a social network (i.e. Face book, myspace, twitter). They do not always read the status' they like

Poor Guy: I just lost my arm in a car crash :(
Habitual liker "like"
Poor Guy: Really how can you like this. did you even read it

by rushrv November 17, 2010

Haxtun

A small town in bum fuck nowhere Colorado, activities include a wide variety of fucking your own sister and working some shit job nobody in their right mind would do. You can expect the local population to have IQs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. You can usually find the youth of the community at he local "C Mart" finger popping each other's assholes.

Are you from Haxtun?

No I've never fucked my sister.

by getrdone June 15, 2017

Habu

The Habu is a deadly venomous snake native to the island of Okinawa, Japan.

When in the jungle, beware of the Habu!

by Blondie June 18, 2005