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hojack

a computer chip implanted in your wife/girlfriend to track her movements. Coined by Elliot Stabler of Law and Order, SVU.
Of course Bob Saget knows where his girlfriend is, he's got hojack.
by Frank Rizzosteinowitzberg November 12, 2008
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Thread Hijacking

When a person starts a posting on a message board, or forum, or Facebook, that others are able to comment on, that original posting and the comments on it are called a thread. A thread hijacking occurs when one or more individuals commenting on the original posting, go off topic, creating a separate conversation. This is rude, and bad internet etiquette. If people want to discuss a different topic, they should start their own thread.
Below is a thread, consisting of an original posting and comments on that original posting. They illustrate a thread hijacking.

original posting: I'm so excited that my cat has learned to use the toilet with City Kitty! The training seemed like it took forever, but it's so worth it to not have to deal with a litter box any more! Has anyone else done this?

comment 1: Ugh! I just started training my cat, but he can't seem to move beyond the orange stage. How'd you get through that?

comment 2: I'm training my dog at PetCo classes. She's very smart. She learns the commands faster than the other dogs.

comment 3: I'm training my dog in PetCo classes too. They have great trainers. They're patient with the dogs and the people.

Comments 2 and 3 are off topic and are hijacking this thread. The person who made comment 2 should have started their own thread. The person who made comment 3 is guilty of continuing the hijacking.
by anon4mail January 10, 2012
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Hijackthis

Spyware Is the STDs Of Computers, hijackthis (or HJT), is the cure. Scan your computer with it, send the log file to a professional so he/she can examine it and tell you what spyware is on ur computer and how to delete it.
my computer had so much spyware, so i used hijackthis, sent my log to a pro, deleted my spyware and voila! No more stupid azesearch searchbars! Thanks HIJACKTHIS, you pwn
by sephiroth206 March 15, 2006
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Passenger Seat Hijack

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.
Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.
by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014
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hijack

Forum speak, is when a thread is taken from one direction of discussion to another completely off course topic or many different topics in a short period of time.
The Canadian members on SXC are well known for hijacking many topics in the free photography communities forum.
by newbrand November 27, 2005
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Horn Hijack

Either out of humor, or following a particularly frustrating event in traffic (Cut off, green light sitting, etc.), a passenger takes it upon him/herself to engage the horn for you.
Passenger: "Sorry for the horn hijack bro, that guy just really got to me."
by Brush_juan April 29, 2010
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emotionally hijack

emotionally hijack:

- the act of deliberately and successfully changing a particular person's (or group's) mood
Ex.1
Jim: We were having a great time, everyone was laughing their asses off, and then Karen walked in.
Bob: Let me guess, Karen started with her nonsense, emotionally hijacked everyone and ruined the mood.

Ex.2
Jim: Man, I was having a bad day, and then Glenn came in for a chat.
Bob: Let me guess, Glenn emotionally hijacked you and you had a super day!

Ex.3
The people who profit from 'mood disorders' do not believe in the fact that emotionally hijacking occurs all the time.
by GlennyJ December 12, 2013
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