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Nobodys going to be there for you when you need them but when they need you your there for them but they're never there for you and when your hurting the most nobody's there for you but when someone is you're there for them you may make people laugh and you make them smile at the end of the day you're smile was fake and hurting inside and out and hate your self and wish you never existed and you want to kill yourself but doesn't want to because of there family
no ones hurting from the inside and out a person of no importance or authority.
"they went from nobodies to superstars

Hurting for a squirting 

An attractive female, usually aware of her good looks of whom you would like to make sexy intercourse with.
"OH DAYYYUUMMMM Mike, check out the chesticles on that!"

"Oh she is hurting for a squirting!
Hurting for a squirting by MrKent October 25, 2009

Hurting Hubbard Weave 

When a Hubbard (uncool, slow, unfashionable, annoying, awkward or stupid cyclist) finds themselves in the hurt box whilst riding up a hill, and subsequently resorts to weaving across the road to reduce the gradient of a hill.

The weave may be intentional or unintentional.
Garry the Hubbard from Military Rd likes to think himself a gifted cyclist. He rides lots - at least once a fortnight.

For this fortnights ride, he decides to head to the 'hills'. After riding 3% for a kilometre he finds himself questioning whether or not the protein shakes he has for breakfast have added to his muscle mass or waistline.

Two kilometres in, everything goes dark. He's hurting. He's weaving all over the road, barely staying upright.

He's doing the HURTING HUBBARD WEAVE.

Hurting for a Squirting 

Sally was so horny after a big night, she was hurting for a squirting

hurting unit 

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.
Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.
hurting unit by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

hurting bert 

When one passes out in the back of a ford bronco on new years amongst a full bag of McDonalds dollar menu food, and all your friends parents get the liberty to see your stupid drunk ass.
hurting bert by Brewer May 2, 2005