Whatever Humps Your Camel

synonym to "whatever floats your boat" also meaning do whatever the fuck you want.

me: You wanna go do something later?
friend: Sure what do you wanna do?
me: Whatever Humps Your Camel.

by Diannese June 1, 2005

Lady Humps

contrary to popular belief that "no one knows what it means", lady humps are anything curvaceous on a female body. Songs that reference these are known to be provocative and get the crowd going.

"I'm not skating to anything that references lady humps. I don't even know what that means!!" Jimmy MacElroy

by 123helloitsme December 19, 2010

my humps

The epitome of hypercommericialism and product placement.

"My Humps" mentions many products: Seven Jeans, True Religion, Dolce & Gabbana, Fendi, Donna Karan...and Cocoa Puffs...It also has product placement in the form of jewelery and cars.

by Shaniquababe June 23, 2007

my humps

The worst fucking song in the world,Has the most annoying lyrics as well. Death should come to this fucking song and any who like it.

my humps, my humps, my hu-*shoots everyone* Retard wana be fucktards

by Alex Dorion December 18, 2005

my humps

Worst.

Song.

Ever.

My Humps is the prime example of why mainstream music has gone down the toilet.

by A respecter of good hip-hop July 11, 2006

my humps

A song talking about a girls goodies pretty much. The song is an embarrasment to our culture though

Talking about my humps

by DizzyLizzy February 16, 2007

my humps

The title of a Black Eyed Peas song which was stupidly released as a single. While the two preceding singles ("Don't Phunk With My Heart" and "Don't Lie") were all right, history will remember the moment the video for this song hit the airwaves as the moment when the BEP officially jumped the shark.

WILL.I.AM (rapping in "My Humps"): "I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff/Milky, milky cocoa/
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff/Milky, milky riiiiiiight."

LISTENER #1:"Oh, how clever, Will.i.am is using the combination of chocolate cereal and white milk as an analogy for a black man and white woman fucking! How clever!"

LISTENER #2: (smacks his hand against his forehead in exasperation, rendered speechless by the stupidity around him)

by Rabid Caterpillar April 8, 2007