howard stern effect

A phenomenon caused where those who hate someone actually pay more attention to you than the fans do.

Paul: If they hate him so much then why do they listen?
Peter: It's the Howard Stern Effect, they want to hear what he'll say next.

by jcarpro December 22, 2016

The Howard Stern Show

A ground-breaking comedy/variety show created by Howard Stern and featuring the talents of Fred Norris, Robin Quivers, Gary "Bababooey" Dell' Abate and Artie Lang. The show is inspired and inventive, providing a minimum of 4 hours of fresh, witty entertainment 5 days a week. Though largely overlooked when rating "funny shows" or "funniest comedians", The Howard Stern Show, and Stern himself produce the equivalent of 4 HBO comedy specials a day, without the benefit of a year's prep time, or an HBO budget. The show has produced such characters as Crackhead Bob, Beetlejuice, High Pitch Eric, Wendy the Retard, Gary the Retard, and many others.
It is today what The Tonight Show used to be, for young comics in that if you do well, you will have a successful career. The characters and bits that the show is responsible for, either directly or indirectly, are endless. Although many politicians and media outlets like to dismiss the show's humour as puerile and irrelevant, the scope whereby pop culture and the radio broadcasting industry itself make the show, and the man, truly genius.

"Dude, I had to pull over on the way to work this morning."
"Why?"
"The Howard Stern Show... I was laughing so hard, I was crying!"

by Mister Skin August 23, 2005

The Howard Stern

To do something in the bedroom to your significant other that you have not done before.

Girl I'm about to give you the Howard Stern.

John: I want to surprise my girlfriend tonight. What should I do?

Steve: Give her the Howard Stern.

Hey guys, I just have her the Howard Stern. It was amazing.

by Spydaman1 July 10, 2012

Howard K. Stern

Howard K. Stern was the guy who claimed he was Anna Nicole's babydaddy until DNA test proved that Larry Birkhead was the dad.

Howard K. Stern was wannabe Anna Nicole's babydaddy.

by dibbsgirl April 27, 2010

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Howard Sterned

To be insulted, fired, and crucified for no reason and without warning.

You'd better not say that on TV, or else you'll get Howard Sterned.

by Stacey March 5, 2004