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horngasm

A slang word developed and used by highschool marching band students to convey a sense of admiration, often bordering on sexual arousal. Induced either by an especially complex and well-executed piece of music or an exceptionally well-crafted musical instrument.
Bandmember A: Did you here the Blue Cavaliers' trumpet solo in the DCI championships?

Bandmember B: Oh man...horngasm

Bandmember A: *nods* Horngasm
by Mob Barley December 28, 2004
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horngassled

When someone is absolutely astounded by ones actions
The women was so horngassled at the mans advances
by MyDadLeftMe. January 17, 2023
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horngasm

An involuntary burst of magic from a unicorn's horn.
Twilight Sparkle had a huge horngasm when Rainbow Dash first did the Sonic Rainboom.
by DK_The_White November 13, 2011
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horgus

Jenny had a partner, she went to the park and horgussed around with this partner.
by DJ shrilla July 8, 2011
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Horgus

to be full of sexy; name given to the hottest country boy east of milk river; a party animal
Matt Horgus is the sexiest country boy east of milk river......hit him up girls!
by horgie37 November 21, 2013
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Hornus

To be horny. Cooler way of saying horny. Termed coined by drystee pakoera.
Girl: "Bruh look at this naked man."
Boy: "Are you hornus?"
by tetybear July 26, 2022
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hornussen

Hornussen is a swiss sport, performed by the peak of males. They need a big amount of skills: hitting things with a stick, catching said thing with a wooden board and most of all: drinking beer and using racial and sexist slurs against anyone that isn’t competing!
Hey dude, there’s a Hornussen Fest! Let’s go!
I don’t think ill be welcome there, im Black!

Girls: look at these guys Hornussen over there! I wanna fuck them so bad!
by Sralreslaw August 5, 2023
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