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habidasheries and hemoglobin

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens
What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!
by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019
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Hemorrhoid

1) noun: A swollen varicose vein in or around the anus, rectum or sigmoid colon;
2) adjective: A person who's both useless, and a major pain in the ass, in the most obnoxious of ways. They fall beneath the level of "asshole," because an asshole has some function, at least. A hemorrhoid just gets in the way of your life and causes pain for no reason.
1) I can't sit at all due to this golf-ball of a hemorrhoid in my ass.
2) Jeff is just a total hemorrhoid, that useless shitsack of a dickweed.
by Phuqit November 22, 2011
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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005
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Hemosoo

The name of an absolute unit. Very smart, amusing, and charming. If you have a friend named Hemosoo, keep him away from your girlfriend.
Oh, you're talking about Hemosoo? Yeah, I always keep my girlfriend away from him.
by aquafrr April 24, 2021
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hemotept

That guys being a real hemotept.
by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016
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Hemorrhoid

that dude is a hemorrhoid
by dhar woman July 7, 2022
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Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.
Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.
by BettyVega April 21, 2014
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