HMB 

Abbreviation for "high maintenance bitch."

I dated this girl for 6 weeks and out of nowhere she asked me to buy her a $700 gold necklace. I dumped the HMB right there and then.

HMB by Johnny Z. Styles June 11, 2010

Hmb 

Holding my belly

Aw man, that's so funny! Hmb

Hmb by Jesse.mp3 October 29, 2014

HMB 

Person that had really good definitons, such as shotgun or Washington Times

wow, HMB has really good definitions like shotgun.. where the hell did they go?

HMB by whitetiger16 May 16, 2004

HMB 

Had good defintions, then he/she disappeared.

Their definition for shotgun was good

HMB by RatchetBoo October 9, 2003

HMB 

Some funny-as-hell definitions. See shotgun or christian

If you cannot find a plumber, HMB recommends me.

HMB by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

HMB 

frikin awesome definition guy that either reads the dictionary or fucks so many smart chicks that the smartness from them goes to him and therefore becomes smart

a collaquianism of a president WTF HAHAHAH

HMB by asdf October 5, 2004

HMB 

An acronym for Hug My Balls. Never used as an actual invitation or a literal action; however offered as a insult.

Man that guy in sales, yeah that guy, that dude thought he could get away with throwin' me under the bus...really, he can just HMB.

HMB by Baldpimp January 14, 2011