Hilljack

A person that spends countless hours trolling message boards spewing their drivel as if it was the gospel. Garden variety Stiller fan, back in the day, they flourished in S.W.Pa. but with the down fall of the Steel industry they were forced to move to a place close to you! They have such a inferior complex that they have to wave a yellow rag to seek attention to the masses. But have no fear, they are a frontrunning clan, they will jump onto the next bangwagon as soon as it gets HOT!

The guy that mows your yard, the guy that delivers your news paper, the village idiot, your next door neighbor are all Hilljacks.

Hilljack by Ajaxnextdoor October 24, 2009

Hilljack

Found in rural areas. Ball cap backwards or tilted, oversize shorts and tshirt, shaved head with goatee. Speaks in a muddle of country and ghetto dialect. Rides low in a Japanese import from the 90s with mismatched door and fart-sounding exhaust, or can be seen in elevated, shiny pick up truck finished with chrome flame or skulls; could possibly own a crotch rocket bike. Blasts hip hop, nu metal, death metal or rap from said vehicle. Approach with caution, can be easily set off and become violent.

'Watch out, that Hilljack's all worked up from watching Ultimate Fighting and drinking cheap whiskey - he wants to fight you.'

Hilljack by Hallion February 25, 2009

Hilljack

Creature sometimes considered to be a human , only less sophisticated, missing a finger or toe, a crooked eye and usually with a dumb name

John Johnson, Tom Thomson, Jim planter or Tim Ammon anyone named these names is most definitely a hilljack

Hilljack by Reapergrim October 7, 2013

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someone so ingrained with white trash sorriness that they'll shit the bed and then kick said shit out of the bed barefooted

Brian prefers a warm bottle of cheap booze and the feel of sheeps wool backed up into his crotch over his wife and kids. What a hilljack.....

hilljack by lock999 January 16, 2009

HillJack

instead of Billy his name is Jack

just say hilljack instead of hillbilly

HillJack by WickeD_PussyKaT November 4, 2004

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Difference between a Hilljack and a Hillbilly....the family tree of a Hillbilly branches off.

hilljack by Big'un4u March 5, 2017

Hilljack

A potent result of a marriage between a hillbilly and a jackass. Usually formed in the south, these unions tend to dominated by the jackass. This results in large, loud, obnoxious and disagreeable jackasses that look to their family for sex education and to their truck to practice the art.

That hilljack just blew past me with his cousin sitting real close. He had a clean t-shirt on so they must be heading to the prom.

Hilljack by Catzandoo June 11, 2022