hice

to destroy, damage or fuck up

Oh man did you see that car? It got hiced by that truck.

by ADM/Sha June 27, 2006

Hice

The correct plural form of house

How many hice do you have? NOT: How many houses do you have?

by pkro April 30, 2021

Hice

The lack of skill for a personal investor, likely to Buys high sells low and is constantly on the other side of the market.

Damn that hice cant get a break, he sucks.

by grandes cojones October 9, 2011

Hice

When you think you are gonna get nice hard earned sex but end up with a fat whore.

Dan: Did you have your nice sex with Aneli?
Wanker: Turns out she lied and it wasn't nice sex.
Dan: Why and what kind then?
Wanker: Firstly I have AIDS, ebolda,?, genital herpes, crabs, and ebolaids.
Dan: That's bad but again, WHAT kind?
Wanker: it wasn't Nice Sex, it was Hice Sex.
Dan: ...
Wanker: it was hice
Dan: ...oh god...

by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016

Hice

A hice is a dirty genital. Usually belonging to a girl.

Her hice was disgusting. It was basically a kitch.

by HoodDictionaries September 8, 2017

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo, ANgel JOse RObles NO Te Hices Nada<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo, ANgel JOse RObles NO Te Hices Nada<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Yo, ANgel JOse RObles NO Te Hices Nada<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Hice

A plural form of the word house

"I would like to invest in some hice"

by Rubbed January 25, 2019