that funk on your junk and lips that you thought was a cold sore, but it turned out to be a friendly reminder of that time you went to India
-"Dude! Whats that on your mouth?"
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."
="...Its The Herp. I picked it up last time I was in India..."
-"That sucks! Alot of guys get The Herp when they are in India."
by Shwstppr April 11, 2010
by dw6245 August 31, 2007
An STD which people are incredibly ignorant about.
1 in 5 American adults have genital herpes, and 80% of those are not even aware of it. This means that you don't have to be a slut to have herpes! Everyone is at risk, and all it takes is one enounter to get it. You can even get it if you use a condom, because it is spread from skin-to-skin contact as opposed to through body fluids.
Cold sores (which is oral herpes) + oral sex = potential genital herpes. 80% of people have oral herpes. You do the math.
It is a very mild disease, just a minor skin condition. I can't blame anyone for wanting to protect themselves from it, but it is blown waaay out of proportion in society. It's not AIDS or cancer, for fuck's sake.
Although there is no cure for herpes, infected people can have a hard time with it because of the unfair stigma that is attached to herpes in our society.
1 in 5 American adults have genital herpes, and 80% of those are not even aware of it. This means that you don't have to be a slut to have herpes! Everyone is at risk, and all it takes is one enounter to get it. You can even get it if you use a condom, because it is spread from skin-to-skin contact as opposed to through body fluids.
Cold sores (which is oral herpes) + oral sex = potential genital herpes. 80% of people have oral herpes. You do the math.
It is a very mild disease, just a minor skin condition. I can't blame anyone for wanting to protect themselves from it, but it is blown waaay out of proportion in society. It's not AIDS or cancer, for fuck's sake.
Although there is no cure for herpes, infected people can have a hard time with it because of the unfair stigma that is attached to herpes in our society.
by 389753084 July 13, 2009
Man #1:"I was fucking Jess from the party and...
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"
Man #2:"Man, she has herpes."
Man #1:"What?"
Man #2:"Yeah, you fucked up"
by ST211MikeyMike December 07, 2009
Person 1: Does anybody know why I can't get my TV to turn on?
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.
Person 2: Try plugging it in.
Person 1: Herp.
by tveye September 09, 2011
by Dillon Farnum March 18, 2005
Herpes. Some people say herpes, some say "the herpes" (see hick), and some say "the herps." If you say "herps" you MUST add the "the." (If not, it just sounds dumb: "I've got herps, man.")
by yeyYAY June 13, 2006