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he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back

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by KT_2x September 28, 2023
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S(he) S(hit) (Her)self

Very emotional and may lead to severe depression caused by the deep feelings produced by this saying
he hit her=she shit herself S(he) S(hit) (Her)self
by bigdaddynat April 21, 2019
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He filled up her pool

when a male ejaculates onto a females stomach and fills up her belly button.
Dude, last night him and his girl got it on, and he filled up her pool.
by Linny_AbAbY March 18, 2011
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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!
I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.
by QuacksO July 27, 2019
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He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019
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Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.
Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...
by Definer Andy August 31, 2019
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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
by Silentlydisapears July 11, 2021
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