Hansplain

When a Star Wars fan explains a Star Wars concept to a lay person.

Dennis hansplained how Luke and Leia are siblings.

by Chargenurse May 4, 2021

hanspaul

An incredibly voluptuous transvestite.

Damn, that he-she is a hanspaul.

by Kyle the Great May 13, 2005

Hanspan

A lover of monkeys; often has a boyfriend called Gorgish

Did you know that Hanspan is going out with Gorgish?

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Honsplumping

The action of diving and/or swimming in a small pond or creek to avoid being shot. Usually a person Honsplumps when they are trying to stay alive in a deadly situation, but Honsplumping is also a game played with two teams of players using airsoft guns and played in a pond or lake. One team takes up the roll of the "Divers" while the other team is the "Shooters". The Divers are given 30 seconds to hide and maneuver into the body of water, and then the Shooters are given 2 minutes to shoot the Divers as many times as they can while the Divers try to evade being shot. After the two minutes, the teams switch rolls with the Divers becoming the Shooters, and vice versa. This comprises one "Inning." There are nine Innings in a normal game of Honsplumping, similar to a game of Baseball, and the team with the highest score at the end wins, unless one team reaches 145 points before the end of the game, in which case they automatically win, and the game ends. The score is tallied at the end of each Inning, therefore not giving one team any more of an advantage to reaching 145 points first. If both teams reach 145 points in the same inning, the scores are reset, and the game continues where it left off, except with both teams back at 0 at the beginning of the next Inning.

1. I stole the guys wallet, not knowing that he had a gun. Luckily I was near the pond though, and managed to do a little Honsplumping, and get away safely.

2. Q: Hey dude, do you wanna go Honsplumping after class?
A: Sure! I'll meet you at the pond after I go home to get my Airsoft Gun. I'll pwn you for sure!

by EonGhoste April 29, 2009

Hansphobic

The great person who is also another page and she loves frozen, this account used to be with 3 people but they quit, so now she is stuck with growing the tiktok account by herself.

“Did you see Hansphobic’s new post??”

by The real Elsa September 13, 2021

Hansplaining

When Hans Meimban mansplains things to you

Hans Meimban: Are you sure you wanna open up the world of communicating with keyboard+mouse Hans? You've only unlocked texting Hans just a few hours ago

Me: 😂😂 I request elaboration

Hans Meimban: Keyboard+mouse = typing with ten fingers
Texting = using 2 thumbs
Me: Gee thanks for Hansplaining

by Rookmone November 13, 2022

Hansplain

Hansplain (verb):

When a person of Han Chinese ethnicity in Taiwan or China explains (something) to a non-Chinese, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

‘I'm listening to a taxi-driver hansplain interracial dating dynamics to me’

‘Apparently it’s ok to take pictures of my bi-racial children without permission “because they’re very cute!” So glad that was hansplained to me...’

by avdtaipei January 16, 2023