air hauler

Fuel-chugging pickups on the road that are, 99 percent of the time, carrying nothing in those giant beds.

There goes John in his shiny Chevy pickup air hauler which has never carried anything other than John and his girlfriend.

by allseasons69 March 30, 2009

haute noir

Noir culture designed for the refined classes that is comprised of architectural pieces and other immutable objects that comprise a tableau; contrasted with "low noir" items such as pulp fiction novels and other disposable consumer-oriented items.

High church cathedrals are a predecessor to haute noir as they are immutable pieces of gothic architecture designed for the Catholic church.

by tomorrowtomorrow September 21, 2016

hantlers

The act of using one's hands to construct antlers above your own or another's head. Similar to bunny ears. Used in the movie Grandma's Boy by Dr. Shakalou.

"Dude, remove your hantlers off of my head I'm trying to get my picture taken!"

by AdrianCPearce August 1, 2006

Haute Pussy

Girls who are really plain but look hot because of their clothes, sense of fashion. You see these girls every where. In the mall, at parties, at school. They hang around with other haute girls and collectively look hot. Some of them have really beautiful girl friends and look hotter in their company. The have an active social life, they're rich and wear clothes straight out of a fashion catalog. Men are attracted to them but they're never sure why. Confused guys hit on them, then back off, then hit on them again. In bed, these girls look best clothed. So happy dry sex.

Sam: Wow! Those girls are strangely attractive.
Mike: Damn Haute Pussy!

Sam: I think I should ask her out.
Mike: Why??!!
Sam: Not sure. I guess she looks kinda hot in that dress.
Mike: Yeah. She's just haute pussy.

by samsaran May 15, 2013

Haute

French for 'high' feminine is haute and masculine is haut. It does not have to be paired with the word Couture (meaning sewing) The 'H' is not pronounced. haute is pronounced like OAT.
It's one of those words really misused and misunderstood in English
It does NOT MEAN hot.
but when used with the word couture, meaning to sew, it means , High Fashion. Or sophisticatedly made clothing.

Haute montagne = high mountain, la haute Égypte= upper Egypt.

by goozbangi January 5, 2015

Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children

“My dad is mr Hartley”

by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018

Terre Haute Pterodactyl

When a man is doing a woman 'doggy-style' and prior to ejaculating, grabs the sheets or blankets off the bed and flaps them like wings while trying to imitate the sounds of a pterodactyl in order to frighten the woman so that her vagina contracts and his orgasm is more intense.

I don't think I'll be seeing much of her anymore, she didn't appreciate the Terre Haute Pterodactyl I laid on her last night.

by Mr. Barista December 28, 2010