Hasselhoff

Someone riding a bicycle at night. (Nightrider)

I almost hit that Hasselhoff I didnt even see him.

by Mongoliod1534 October 3, 2008

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David.

The most envied man of the early 90's.

"There are many dying children out there, who's last wish is to meet me."
- David Hasselhoff managing to be both rude and offensive.

by Mayamay April 30, 2005

hasselhoff

verb, present tense. to have one's chest hair stick out above his garments, such as a t-shirt or turtleneck.
hasselhoffing, hasselhoffed, hasselhoffs.
synonym: chubes (combination of "chest" and pubes")

Peter is hasselhoffing over his tan t-shirt.

by COMZAPSAF December 1, 2007

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hasselhoff

A white girl who only dates black men, i.e., a 'Knight Rider.'

Wow, that girl is such a Hasselhoff!

by BishDaddy April 23, 2009

Hasselhoff

A very sloppy hambuger.

I'll need more napkins for this messy Hasselhoff burger.

by darin98401 May 22, 2007

hasselhoff

1. To bother or harass
2. To tempt or tease

1. The actor, though popular in Germany, was hasselhoffing the American public with his terrible music.
2. He stripped down to his red swim trunks in an obvious attempt to hasselhoff the women on the beach.
3. "I don't want be hasselhoffed right now!" exclaimed the busy young woman to the middle-aged man.

by stroyer May 25, 2006