An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!
by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013
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2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
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Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
Get the Milk for Dead Hamsters mug.J-Pop acts such as Kotoko, Mi-Ko and Morning Musume that use musical techniques so bizarre that the only possible explanation is that the target audience consists of largely of hamsters.
by Cpn. Hamster August 22, 2004
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by Onittray October 16, 2003
Get the THE BAD G HAMSTERS mug.Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.
by Halbey June 8, 2010
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