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A woman who has been through a full round of the Scottish Army at any point in her life, as referred to by the men involved in said activity.
Guy: Hey, whats up Haggis?
Girl: I hate you.
Haggis by BTLighting February 22, 2011
Haggis is an epic dish. Haggis is the definition of happiness and goodness. EAT IT NOW!!!
Person 1: Have you tasted haggis?

Person 2: Yes, and it tasted so bad!
Person 1: WHAT THE HAGGIS DID YOU SAY!?
*Kills person*
Haggis by TheHaggisMaster February 14, 2022
A magical creature which spouts a mountain of lies and bullshit. Usually Ginger and small, it is a very unsociable creature and does not trust anyone.

A haggis usually seeks to undermine others who get in its way. It may lie to get close to people, before selling them up stream.
Haggis: Wanna Ride In My Ferrari?

Haggis: Im not brining in my driving lisence cos you will steal it

Haggis: Every girl fancies me

Haggis: Ive been to jail

Haggis
Haggis by Barrel B0y May 20, 2009
Commonly known as a scottish delicacy...now used as a light insult between friends
<Becky> your such a skanky haggis Mel
<Mel> Yeh well at least im not a mouldy one with baby poo hair
haggis by Melecky May 19, 2003
wee haggis is a wee scottish legend.
wee heegis bee the weey!!

do you seel heegis?
haggis is in fact a douche, and vice-versa.
"you know guys, it's not called haggis, it's a douche. a douche is a strange meal which consists of pieces of an animal, a sheep i think, cooked in his stomach inside the animal." -Meemo