HAGFY

Abbreviation for Hide and go fuck yourself

pronounced HAG-FEE

Why don't you go outside and play HAGFY

by Capt.LOL March 27, 2011

Hagfish

1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.

1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.

by Birdmaster300 May 6, 2009

scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway

Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish

by Anime280 February 22, 2017

Hagfish

A Hagfish is what occurs when a man ejects semen onto his penis and goes limp.

I was having sex the other day, when I finished, I went limp right after and saw my Hagfish dripping.

by The Dew Hag July 14, 2017

Hagfish

A D-list Actress, who butts her nose in politics, and sings terrible songs, and appears in terrible movies.

Hey Hagfish, how about you stay out of politics and find something constructive to do with your life.

by Bettee milder January 31, 2020

Hagfish

Kansas Cook.

Description Hagfish, of the class Myxini, are eel-shaped, slime-producing marine fish. They are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column, although hagfish do have rudimentary vertebrae and also Kansas

by Idkkkk my name October 15, 2020

Hagfag

Gay man who is so comfy around women he makes them uncomfortable.

Coined by genni woods

Omg Stacy! Sam tried to grind on you again? He’s such a hagfag!

by Pigsncupcakes January 28, 2022