H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.

H1 N1ve by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009

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h1_test

testing for hackerone

h1_test: testing for hackerone

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H1, H2, and H3

H1: A huge, stainless steel bodied, front-midengine, 4wd, all terrain vehicle. Designed by AM General as a military vehicle. AM General was once part of AMC. This is why Hummers and Jeeps resemble each other. AM General became independant before Chrysler bought Jeep from the bankrupt AMC.
Also, a humming blowjob that leads to orgasm.

H2: Produced by GM under license from AM General. Smaller than the H1. Not stainless steel or mid-engine, but pretty damn good off road.
A humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but not enough to make you cum. Lots of pleasure before fucking.

H3: Smaller than the H1 or H2, produced by GM.
A humming blow job that just gets you hard, then you move on to fucking right away.

You don't know the difference between H1, H2, and H3 ?

When Anita's on her period, she H1's me. She gives me a hummer, and I shoot in her mouth.

In the morning it's H3. A little hummer, I fuck her, we go to work.

At night it's H2, a medium length, very pleasurable hummer before a fantastic fuck.

H1, H2, and H3 by The Sperminator June 11, 2006

h1_mcr

Absolute prick, who I love very much. Mf sends me plenty of funny ass memes, but also makes fun of me (so he can choke).

Me: "Why are you like this?"
h1_mcr: "You wouldn't understand. It's beautiful. I'd be a furry for her."

h1_mcr by Youwishyoucouldbemeyouuglylitt May 23, 2021

2006 HUMMER H1 ALPHA

A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION

:you: Hey look a 2006 hummer h1 alpha

:someone: oh yeah

2006 HUMMER H1 ALPHA by Big tits boat head March 24, 2021