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by "><h1>Professor</h1> June 10, 2022

H1 N1ve

The alternative to a Hi Five or handshake you use to prevent catching a disease during an epidemic.

To deliever the H1 N1ve simply make a fist and make contact with the other person's fist in any fashion.

After the hockey game both teams went to shake hands but instead gave eachother H1 N1ves.

by Raul (comes out at night) November 2, 2009

Tiger H1

a heavy German tank made in WW2 built by Henshal and would be the best tank at its time with anew German flak 88mm in a tank

There is a tiger H1 on the hill

by froonk March 17, 2017

H1, H2, and H3

H1: A huge, stainless steel bodied, front-midengine, 4wd, all terrain vehicle. Designed by AM General as a military vehicle. AM General was once part of AMC. This is why Hummers and Jeeps resemble each other. AM General became independant before Chrysler bought Jeep from the bankrupt AMC.
Also, a humming blowjob that leads to orgasm.

H2: Produced by GM under license from AM General. Smaller than the H1. Not stainless steel or mid-engine, but pretty damn good off road.
A humming blowjob that does more than just get you hard, but not enough to make you cum. Lots of pleasure before fucking.

H3: Smaller than the H1 or H2, produced by GM.
A humming blow job that just gets you hard, then you move on to fucking right away.

You don't know the difference between H1, H2, and H3 ?

When Anita's on her period, she H1's me. She gives me a hummer, and I shoot in her mouth.

In the morning it's H3. A little hummer, I fuck her, we go to work.

At night it's H2, a medium length, very pleasurable hummer before a fantastic fuck.

by The Sperminator June 11, 2006

2006 HUMMER H1 ALPHA

A CAR THAT RUNS VERY SLOW BUT CAN PICK UP SPEED AND IS A GAS GUZZLER SO YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY NEAR A GAS STATION

:you: Hey look a 2006 hummer h1 alpha

:someone: oh yeah

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