I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C

1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens

"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)

by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012

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F.M.L.H.I.T.A

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.

John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!

by I am cursed April 16, 2021

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i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
my ex: what?
me: i love you so much but i don't know how to thank you but i know you don't love me back

my ex: ...

by YEET SIS October 20, 2020

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i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

by DallasDeDefiner November 18, 2020

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h.m.l.t.

an abreviation for: hate my life today

commonly used when you have had a shity day, week, or time

Person #1: WTF! You stole my Girlfriend! First you dis my mom, then you eat my potatoe, and now this?

Person #2: Sorry dude.

Person #1: H.M.L.T.!!!!!!!!!!

by ...........................................wow December 27, 2007

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