I.F.H.L.R 

id fuck him (in the) locker room

an extremely hot man.

brad pitt is an I.F.H.L.R.

I.F.H.L.R by t & k October 19, 2005

S.H.L.F. 

Steve's House Liberation Front, committed to the ending of all recreational activities at Steve's house and the search for 4 new livers. The use of violence is not condoned though often used when necessary.

I'm down with the S.H.L.F.

S.H.L.F. by S.H.L.F April 24, 2005

F.H.I.L.F. 

Fire hydrant I'd like to fuck.

Forget NYFD, check out that hot, hot fire plug action on your street

F.H.I.L.F. by Lynn K, in the east bay September 17, 2004

H.W.L.F. 

Worn on bracelets by Christians, this phrase stands for “He Would Love First”. Similar to the “W.W.J.D.”(What Would Jesus Do) bracelets. This bracelet is worn by Christians to remind them of the answer to the question of the WWJD bracelets.

Hey dude W.W.J.D.?

H.W.L.F.

H.W.L.F. by ctutt127 April 13, 2020

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Person 1: *tell a joke*
Person 2: R.O.F.L.
Person 3: R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L.!!!

R.O.F.L.S.H.V.U.A.K.O.M.A.I.L. by Wrathchild11 December 16, 2010

H.A.L.F. 

Homley Alcohol Liberation Front

Crown Royal has been liberated by the H.A.L.F.

H.A.L.F. by PiMo November 12, 2008