Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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And not
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And not
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There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
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Get the Ching chang hon chi mug.Wong Hon Chi Heymans is the chairperson of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders (2021-2023).
Wong Hon Chi Heymans studied Physics in Hong Kong University and was the External Vice Chairperson of the Physics Society of Hong Kong University (2003-2004). After he graduated, he studied Psychology. He wanted to help more people who want to suicide. Therefore, he chose to become a volunteer in the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2017-2019, Wong Hon Chi became the executive committee members of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2019-2021, Wong Hon Chi became the secretary of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2021-2023, Wong Hon Chi is the chairperson of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2015-2022, Wong Hon Chi was the Physics and Integrated Science teacher of St. Mary's Canossian College. Starting from 2022, he is a Physics and Integrated Science teacher in La Salle College.
Wong Hon Chi also owns a YouTube channel called "Heymans Wong" which talks about HKDSE Physics.
Wong Hon Chi Heymans studied Physics in Hong Kong University and was the External Vice Chairperson of the Physics Society of Hong Kong University (2003-2004). After he graduated, he studied Psychology. He wanted to help more people who want to suicide. Therefore, he chose to become a volunteer in the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2017-2019, Wong Hon Chi became the executive committee members of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2019-2021, Wong Hon Chi became the secretary of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2021-2023, Wong Hon Chi is the chairperson of the Hong Kong Samaritan Befrienders.
From 2015-2022, Wong Hon Chi was the Physics and Integrated Science teacher of St. Mary's Canossian College. Starting from 2022, he is a Physics and Integrated Science teacher in La Salle College.
Wong Hon Chi also owns a YouTube channel called "Heymans Wong" which talks about HKDSE Physics.
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