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Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.
Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.
by twojoints September 9, 2010
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gype

A scottish word meaning a foolish person or someone acting the fool.
What a gype, pushing a door when it clearly says pull.
by stooryduster July 23, 2008
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gapermaker

A gapermaker is a person who likes to gape peoples' asses. Gapermakers are likely to practice other degrading sex acts like atm action and gape rimming.
That VanW guy is a real gapermaker !
by J.E. November 30, 2006
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gaper delay

The resulting delay when drivers slow down to view an accident that occurred on the opposite side of the road.
There's a 3 mile back up on Route 29 Westbound due to an accident, and a 1 mile gaper delay in the Eastbound direction.
by Juicifer Jones January 22, 2008
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gayperclip

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire
Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.
by chrisrosano August 3, 2009
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road gaper

a beginner cyclist, either road (especially master's 35+, category 4) or fixie/single speed, distinguished by disregard for rules, laws, codes, safety, common sense, and courteous behavior and an absence of physical fitness.

characteristics specific to master's 35+ racers include rigs equipped with power meters and costing up to $11K and righteously indignant verbosity. characteristics specific to fixie/single speed riders include excessive and inappropriate pride in the willful ugliness of their machines.

primary motivations for acquiring a bicycle are friends or rivals who ride, doctor's orders to lose weight or succumb to chronic illness, feelings of disconnectedness and alienation, and of not being cool enough.
a 35+ road gaper was stopped facing westbound in the eastbound bike lane. he had to wait for southbound traffic to pass in order to cross. i was driving south and executed a right turn in front of him. he started screaming desperately for me to stop stop stop!!! oh dear, how unpleasant.

at 1030 pm was driving eastbound on madison at about 23 mph, 2 mph below the speed limit. i passed a fixie gaper doing about 12 mph with no headlight or tail light. he started screaming and cursing as i went by.
by Keen Observer in Boulder April 25, 2011
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Gaper

An older male who enjoys making gaping holes in younger victims, especially underaged ones.
Diego enjoys having intercourse with younger females and males while leaving their parts way to stretchy.

Have you heard Diego is a Gaper?
by jimskoolaid May 25, 2020
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