An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.
by ErinY. July 20, 2008
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Originally from the 1984 Film "The Never Ending Story" Gmork was the servant of the "Nothing" that was filling up the land of Fantasia and tearing it apart. Basically Gmork is a straight bad ass who looks tougher than any creature I have seen on any film to date. Faintly glowing green eyes, wolf like appearance, serious double K9 teeth, very dark questionable purpose. He may represent much more than he appears and is all for the sorrow. GMORK
"Who are you?"
"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."
I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
"Ha, brave warrior. Then fight the Nothing."
"Who are you really"
"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the swamps of sadness....his name was Atreyu!"
"If we are about to die anyway...I'd rather die fighting! Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"
"Who are you?"
"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."
I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
"Ha, brave warrior. Then fight the Nothing."
"Who are you really"
"I am the servant of the power behind the Nothing. I was sent to kill the only one who could have stopped the Nothing. I lost him in the swamps of sadness....his name was Atreyu!"
"If we are about to die anyway...I'd rather die fighting! Come for me Gmork! I am Atreyu!"
"Who are you?"
"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."
I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
"I am Gmork...and you..whoever you are, can have the honor of being my last victim."
I will not die easily. I am a warrior."
by Thenothing-- April 25, 2011
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"Balls, pass that giorka"
"Ai niste giorka la tine ca nu stiu de unde sa imi iau?"
"Do you have some giorka on you cause I don't know where to get some from? "
"Balls, pass that giorka"
"Ai niste giorka la tine ca nu stiu de unde sa imi iau?"
"Do you have some giorka on you cause I don't know where to get some from? "
by mama natura December 15, 2021
Get the giorka mug.1. (n.) The planet from which the Gorkonese empire originated. It used to be ruled by king Asscrust, but he was overthrown by Moss, the leader of the Gorkon insurgency. He was then exiled to Earth.
2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
2. (n.) A race of super powerful ape-people who originate from planet Gorkon. They have many abilities ranging from shape-shifting, superhuman strength, enhanced farts, and flight. Some Gorkons can develop unique abilities as well. Gorkons are also the closest to Sivat of the chosen races.
"Hey what do you think about the Spankledrop's new military plans to take over the rest of planet Vormanaxia and restore Planet Gorkon to its former glory?"
"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
"Seriously, who the fuck are you?"
by King Asscrust March 16, 2022
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