Gym teacher 

A teacher who teaches gym and is usually a pervert. He also flirts with all of the young teachers and ur mom. He is also a hypocrite who tells you to exercise when he is over weight.

Josie: I don't want to go to gym, the gym teacher is weird
Elle: Yeah, Coach Pagano is such a perv

Gym teacher by Dmoneyis_cool August 19, 2021

Gym teacher 

A gym teacher is a waste of space. They should be paid minimum wage, if that. They are the lowest of the low. Boycott them!

Person: So you’re a gym teacher, huh?

Gym teacher: Yeah! I teach kids how to kick a ball and yell at them to run around in circles all day!

Person: Yeah, you’re fucking useless.

Gym teacher by thatsexychick11 January 7, 2020

Gym Teacher 

The act of stimulating the entrance to one’s anal cavity with an ice cube while receiving fellatio by a woman in front of your friends.

“Yo, boys, I heard Will got the full Gym Teacher treatment the other day.”

Gym Teacher by colallanwill September 25, 2025

Gym Teacher's Grandma 

The most powerful thing known to man.

Gym Teacher: "My grandma could run faster, lift more, and do anything better than you."
Gym Teacher's Grandma is STRONG

Gym Teacher's Grandma by jackman returns August 22, 2019

Gym Teacher-ing 

Gym Teacher-ing is defined as one who wears sweatpants and sweatshirts at inappropriate times (like at a party). This comes from the lackadaisical nature of gym teachers and their ability to hold professions which require them to do nothing and still get paid a salary, so in effect pointing out that some one is "Gym Teaching" (wearing sweatpants & sweat shirt) is an insult.

I was lazy and tired to day, so I Gym teached to classed.

"Yo you ready to go to the party?" friend

"Yeah but your not why the hell are you gym teacher-ing right now?" me

Gym Teacher-ing by Regs99 April 29, 2010

Gym Teacher's Hankey 

It's when you press one finger to close a nostril and blow snot out the other, usually onto the ground or into the sink or wherever.

Mr. Mason used his Gym Teacher's Hankey and blew snot all over my shoe.

Gym Teacher's Hankey by LusterKing January 14, 2009

Gym Teacher Phobia 

The irrational fear of gym teachers

Why does he look so nervous around the gym teacher? I think he has gym teacher phobia

Gym Teacher Phobia by icedamericano October 19, 2021