(A rarely seen maneuver) When you insert the open end of a tube sock up a females butt, she takes a dump, you pull it out and freeze it, then proceed to slap her with it.
"OMG you have a black eye what happened?? Did you get beat up??"
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
"Oh no! I got so drunk last night and this guy gave me an Alaskan Gym Sock, its not big deal.."
by Captain Doodie Diggler MD May 5, 2009
Get the Alaskan Gym Sockmug. MOCO had to get rid of his blue balls but didn't want to make a mess at his parent's house so he enacted starching gym socks!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008
Get the Starching Gym Socksmug. Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
Get the hobo in a gym sockmug. When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.
by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025
Get the Russian Gym Sockmug.