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jerk off gesture

When someone mimes jerking off (male masturbation) in order to signify one of the following.

1. Boredom during a conversation.
2. Annoyance at what is being said by someone.
3. To symbolically show that what is going on is pointless, and/or masturbatory.

Often accompanied by rolling your eyes.

For Example:

1. Speaking on the phone with someone who doesn't know when to shut up, so you do the jerk off gesture.
2. Someone is saying something you think is stupid so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of them.
3. Someone is pontificating on a subject you find stupid or pointless, with a great air of pomposity and pretense, so you do the jerk off gesture to show what you think of how they are using their time.
Alternately you may also consider the topic important, but find the delivery of said speech to be extremely self indulgent. IE, someone more interested in propping them self up than dealing with the subject at hand.
"So I was listening to this professor talk about the battle of the bulge and I love war history, but the dude just kept on and on, like he wouldn't shut up. I was doing the jerk off gesture under the table half the lecture."
by Acidhedz_Dubs May 23, 2014
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Gustavo Fring

Owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. Biggest drug empire in the world. Mastermind.
D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "The meth is looking good Gustavo Fring."
Gustavo Fring: "Well done D. Mike Ehrmantraut."
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
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Gustavo

is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.
ex: “goshh i’m still in love with Gustavo”
bff: “i mean duh, he’s your first love
by i_bored December 1, 2019
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gustav ahr

Fake fan: "Wait, what's lil peep's real name?
Gbc:"Ohhhh, It's gustav ahr "
by Hot dog consumer October 10, 2019
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gustaving

Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.

It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.

It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
*Player 1 is killed by Player 2s Carl Gustav rocket*
Player 1: OMG stop gustaving you n00b!
Player 2: You want some cheese with your whine?
by boegballe June 15, 2010
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Gesture Textbook

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V member of the extraordinary boyband BTS

Kpop idols and trainees watch BTS V fancams to learn from his stage presence and various expressions. V's "stage gestures" are enough to make one lose their sanity.

K-media has labelled BTS V as "ROOKIES BIBLE", "STAGE GENIUS" & "GESTURE TEXTBOOK"
Kim Taehyung is rookie idols role model and Gesture Textbook
by Via Hill January 12, 2021
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