Girthmaxxing

Girthmaxxing is the practice where you take both side of your penis and pull sideways. It puts you in the mind of jelqing but you’re pulling horizontally. The idea is to be bigger in width

Dad: Hey son, sorry to interrupt your goon sesh but I need to talk to you.
Son I see you’re always jelqing… no girl wants a long thin weenie. Son you need to start Girthmaxxing

by Weeniebutt75 January 31, 2024

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gyatmaxxing

The process of increasing the volume of your gyat.

Saad: Bro have you seen what happened to Shounak?
Shlok: No, what about him?
Saad: He started gyatmaxxing and now his gyat is big asf!
Shlok: Damnnn

by bigboy1231trjgijfgfosdkdfoskfo February 5, 2024

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Girthmaxxing is when you take both your hands and place them on your erect penis on each sides,you then pull those sides apart in a six flags joker ride motion,allowing your peepee to be thicker than your average iphone

“You don’t need to be jelqmaxxing,nobody wants a thin little Weenie.you need to be Girthmaxxing.”

by fat old girthy dick February 6, 2024

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girthmaxxing

When a person stretches out their penis on the X-axis. This is done to achieve a soup-can-like appearance to the penis and achieve maximum girth; as opposed to jelqmaxxing.

My penis is built like a bucket thanks to girthmaxxing.
Have you seen John's Penis? He's been girthmaxxing now it's built like a redwood stump!

by Ukrel69 February 6, 2024

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gulpmaxxing

Gulpmaxxing refers to the process and repetition of one continuously swallowing to enhance their looks / facial structure.

Person 1 (male): I haven’t stopped gulpmaxxing for the past couple weeks, can you tell?

Person 2 (female): Can I tell?! You look even hotter now. *unzips your pants*

by BlinkyGob February 8, 2024

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