Groton Doorhandle

When a man inserts a crack pipe into a woman's vagina, and then twists it around as if opening a door.

Man: Yo you tryna get litty?
Woman: Can't tonight bruh, my pipe still stank after last night's Groton Doorhandle.

by MartyFromGroton May 31, 2018

grotopotamus

A hideous female companion of a Navy person in the Groton CT area. On the prowel for Navy sailors attending school or stationed in Groton, CT. Looking to nail that young subschooler virgin for the first time and use him for his benefits and/or monetary resources. Usually fat, always ugly. Sometimes unexplainably stuck up, and arrogant without a cause. Should never be allowed to reproduce. Any Nuke stationed in the area is taken aback by how ugly these women are since they didnt attend subschool.

Sailor 1: Dude, we gotta go looking for chicks tonight
Sailor 2: Yeah that's cool, but we gotta steer clear of any grotopotamus uglies!
Sailor 3(pathetic subschooler destined to get one knocked up): i'll take one for the team!

by NukeLight December 12, 2009

Groton

Another boring town west of Boston. Features the lowest level of minorities in the state, and the highest level of white people who think they're black. Most boring possible place to live besides Dunstable, which is slightly more boring. Home to the Groton School, but most people in Groton are too dumb and therefore go to Groton-Dunstable Regional.

Groton: Just another bullshit town.

by ohgoddamnit July 7, 2009

Groton

Groton, A small town In South Eastern Connecticut. All the kids their are basically the same. The guys are caught up in their 'Shoe game'. The guys here spend alot of time with their 'boys'. Often getting high/drunk and then doing gay shit with eachother, like shoving items up eachothers asses. Girls on the other hand are completely open about what they do with their sexual life. Often 2 girls say they're bestfriends, 'get drunk' and use that as an excuse to fuck eachothers brains out. Most girls here are whores, who have countless STD's. Overall, the guys and girls have the same attitude. Willing to do anything for a little attention! Yup that's groton.

"I live in a shitty town with ratchet girls, and wannabe guys!"
"OH you must be talking about Groton!"

by Call me avalanche July 22, 2012

Guroot

1. Something that is too cute to say 'cute'.
2. Someone that is adorable in how they act or look.
(Note: you do not have to look cute/'guroot' to be guroot).

"Michael Cera is so frickin' guroot!"
"You're ugly, but you are so guroot!"
"Am I guroot?"

by Britula October 23, 2009

Groton School

groton is an elite institution that prides itself on the students that study hard and commit themselves to serving the community. they dont actually do this however, they are drinking and playing poker, having sex in various classrooms, blowing off as much work as possible (all of it?), and competing to see who can wear the most pastel colors in one outfit.

that guy is wearing a pink lacoste, yellow pants, and carrying a wad of g's, he clearly goes to groton school.

by Angela Q. September 29, 2005

GROTON

Groton MAssachusetts is some small bootleg town where everyone except me is rich and white. everyone drives their parents car or worse they got their own fucking brand new ride. and theres never anything to do but get fucked up

<LEFTY> fuck groton!!

by OK March 31, 2005